can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore
I write sins not five page research papers
alcohol is not the answer
alcohol is the question, yes is the answer
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
me and my dad were eating mcdonalds and he asked me if i wanted his last chicken nugget
that is the nicest thing anyone has ever asked me
How I feel when I run into kids I went to high school with.
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
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i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me